Imagine how delicious that would be

Mmmm… fried T-Rex drumstick

also suggesting that those beans could have been found in a nebula, dick

pretty, but mid-air projection holography is still just smoke & mirrors (literally).

i’m not sure that i agree with this at all. Microsoft, itself, has been having issues lately, and i don’t think this is a Bing vs Google search thing. But i believe those issues are temporary.

Overall, the direction that Google is taking with its search engine is probably a bigger threat to Google, considering, i suspect, people really aren’t going to like it.

Source-available ≠ open source

🧠 💥 : work isn’t inherently degrading, it just needs to get the regulation it deserves.

Lmao, go on…

(Although, I’m pretty sure Woz would be very amused by this)

If you keep clicking long enough, you’ll cum. I promise.

Please donate to my PayPal tip link…

I really wish this were true. And if it is, please, please, please provide even the tiniest shred of proof.

Bonus points if it made Steve Jobs angry.

Edit: if this is not true at all, at least write some fun fanfic about it. Who wouldn’t enjoy an episode of Golden Girls: a Day at Apple, 1996?

Edit 2: Gil Amelio— he wouldn’t like that.

Then you should know: You just gotta click through to see the dick.

Embarrassed after the WNBA had a killer season

Isn’t that just the NBA? And what are those guys doing in business meetings?

some people just want to see the world

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From that company you love to hate:

Apple Releases Open Source AI Models That Run On-Device

Believe it or not, Apple has been, historically, one of the largest and consistent contributors to a number of open source projects for decades. Yes, Apple does a lot of… problematic stuff and deserves a lot of the criticism it receives, but, to their credit, they do support the FOSS community in many ways, and always have, especially by open-sourcing many of their own technologies, albeit often quietly.

There’s WebKit, HTML, OpenGL (to which they were to primary contributors for almost a decade in the mid 00s-10s). They also are pretty much the only ones who decide new emojis and always have been since the other 5 or 6 UNICODE emoji board members don’t care to contribute.

Edit:

a list of current FOSS projects at Apple

Apple at GitHub:

https://github.com/apple

More repos of older projects:

https://www.macosforge.org/

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thank you for flooding my memory with a bunch of silly 90s car commercials

and it had better be an integer! it had better be an integer, motherfucker!!

On a hole on bottom of the sea…

Your failure to provide a reliable source for your claims is not my problem.

If you cannot provide a reliable source of your claims, your claim will be dismissed.