You guys are too slow, we need to hire more of you and let the sales teams use AI to add features the client asks without waiting for you.

AI can code now, in 2 mins I can create an app, so it shouldn’t take you long to make changes to this 10year old product.

Why does anyone go anywhere?

Oh were you looking for a diverse array of actual human experiences and opinions to then make your own judgements? Here let me pour a bunch of AI detritus all over your path to get that information, you are welcome.

This is so stupid it’s great

Named groups are nice but can I please define a group more than once because maybe I want to group my data and consolidate values in a logical way without you complaining I have already used a group previously. I know I did, I’m the one telling you, now capture it twice!

String ain’t raw and \ will escape

Depending on your VCS of choice you could write “⛔️Change Requested” which strikes fear in all developers as another round of feedback and review is needed on your pull request.

Do you start recording before or after you rage with expletives?