The problem is that the amount is probably wrong by the time I finish writing the sentence. The only solution is to burn Tesla dealerships at a fast enough rate to cause a profit/loss equilibrium so we can report it correctly.

Damn, with solutions like these maybe I should just go work for DOGE

Once again, I jest.

I know, but he has $200b in assets, so it’s hard to feel too bad for him

I know right, this is gender we’re talking about naming here! Not one of Elon’s children

Yes but those are inferior because they aren’t in a rage-baiting meme format

Please write the “C considered harmful blog post”. I just want to see everyone’s faces. Pleeeeeease.

He says that but I bet he never even checked it out smh

Tmspk egssts tuh

Which mail provider are you using?

I coded several of my early mobile app releases entirely in gedit. Good times.

I sometimes forget how good we have it now. I wrote those apps around 2012 and the DX for the platforms was basically non-existent. Virtually every platform had shit documentation, shit version management, a shit IDE with minimal refactoring features, a shitty debugging experience, and everything felt like it was being botched together by 3 guys in their spare time.

It’s incredible now that we have things like hot reloading. You can literally save a change and BAM it’s on the screen seconds later. On native platforms no less. Astounding.

Carry a big stick

As staff engineer, I’m far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven’t written any code in 4 years

I can only speak from personal experience but for me they jacked up the price significantly after year one and then sent my domain straight to auction after I decided not to pay. I respect that there are reseller-focused providers out there but they aren’t for me.

On the other hand, I’ve had nothing but quality service from namecheap for the best part of a decade.

Namecheap. Avoid Dynadot.

I’m using memos in a docker container.

I like it because it has few features but they all work well. It’s great for taking quick notes or writing whole journal entries.

Slow down satan

I’m going to write a tool that automatically adds the braces and semicolons to the column as you edit the code.

I will call it rustfml

It’s more about scale. Small open source projects might get one PR a month. Your average tech company is dealing with dozens of PR every single day. Review fatigue is real in these environments

nothing purrsonal kit

I googled “how to migrate from esxi to proxmox” last week. I must be psychic.