Wait until they call it an agent

I mean, maybe it was just me but I had to search what the hell ^ meant in nano, but after that it was alright.

Me trying to finish the story of some online game before it dies

I love how it fucks up closing braces/parentheses, some advanced tech right there.

Except traditional management is about removing as much power from the people that actually do the work as possible, so that’s why this bingo even exists.

At this point it’s probably easier to make a new operating system from scratch(actually, not just forking the linux kernel) than a web engine.

I like stand-up. It’s probably the only time of the day I see my coworkers. Also we don’t do status reports or anything so maybe I’m just lucky ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Good thing they never make a mistake when we ask actual questions!

Blame whoever implemented it if you want, but 9 times out of 10 it’s management that’s pushing for a quick fix.

Its a great way to make simple code 300% bigger than necessarily.

I know the second one is better, but I also know I’m terribly inconsistent with this stuff.

Isn’t the point of injecting classes so that you don’t have tens of instances of the same class in memory?

Backend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at tests “Seems good, ship it!”

Frontend developer: “The new functionality is done!” PO: Looks at his screen “This spacing could be a little to the right, also I think I didn’t really like this text, also it should probably auto-scroll to the top and this button should change colors when I click it and also don’t forget to change the error messages I was happy with before and also I think it should…”

Then they change what the function does without updating the name and you misunderstand the code completely.

It all depends on how much time is spent on them. A few hours a week? No biggie. 3+ hours every single day? Do they think we can develop anything like that?

At least a meme crypto might get pumped. No chance it happens here.

• Doesn’t expose information
• the service/thread just restarts
• Is an experimental feature
• that’s not enabled by default

Yeah I can definitely see why the devs decided to just fix it on the next patch. Reporting a CVE for this feels very unnecessary.

I love coding at work, unfortunately 90% of what I do is not coding.

I find inserting text to be extremely confusing.

This needs a bit of work but it could be interesting