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I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don’t think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!

“Oh, SHIT!”

flush

And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.

I will go shit in the woods

Then can you compete with the bear?

Ford himself took criticism for this. His answer was, if I don’t drive other companies’ cars, how do I make sure mine are better!

And the ‘p’ for privacy.

‘Smart’ means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.

You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.

No, it’s 25% tariff on runtime resources. Time to switch to Musk-flavored lisp, and Make America Functional Again! Or C+Trump, if unsafe efficiency is what you’re after.

I’ve used AI to give me a good enough guess that I know the right keywords to search for too find the real documentation.

Wow. The thought that your Bluetooth chip might be a planned attack vector for a remote exploit…

At least it should be hard to exploit without physical proximity, right? Which makes it a bit harder to use en masse or at will.

https://www.xemacs.org/

Get your code from free range developers. The ethical way.

That’s what you get when you add objects to the sea!

Opening it up lets you use it from devices that aren’t on tailscale, or for friends and family. I have the same idea with Nebula instead of Tailscale, if I can figure it out.

A single line of lambda calculus.

With about forty million parentheses.

Bah. Moving from one ideologist’s garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

:-)

Going back in time is cheating a bit, but around 2013 my computer was an 8gb netbook. I carefully segregated my files into a couple of GB that I’d keep available, and the rest on an external HDD. To this day I keep that large/small scheme, though both parts have grown since then.

“Grumpy Grognard”. Do we have flairs on Lemmy? I can subtitle myself, grumpy grognard.

Fair point that laptops aren’t really the use case, though there have been times I’ve wanted to try things out on my laptop - actually that’s a reason I still want to learn podman or docker, because I hope it’s a way to try server-y things on my laptop without polluting my system, and being able to cleanly uninstall.

But okay, space on servers. I have a VPS with 20gb storage. And that has to include my backup data that lives there.

None, in fact, because I still haven’t got in to using docker! But that is one of the factors that pushes it down the list of things to learn.

I’ve had a number of low-storage laptops, mostly on account of low budget. Ever since taking an 8GB netbook for work (and personal) in the mountains, I’ve developed space-saving strategies and habits!