As a treat!

Bro have you SEEN the price of resistors lately?

……cuz I haven’t and I assume it’s fractions of a penny per.

Electron is the devils own pile of shit

Mmmmmm no, Claude definitely is. You have to know what to ask it, but I generated and entire deadman’s switch daemon written in go in like an hour with it, to see if I could.

60k lol.

I regularly work with data in the 16tb range and weirdly my computer is fine. Git gud, doge scrubs.

Just keepin an eye out for ya! At least you can rotate the secret, no big deal.

I know this is just internal stuff and doesn’t matter much, but you NEVER want to post a *_SECRET env variable.

Well during the never sev0 I’m sure the shareholders will be satisfied with that.

You know what they say: micro services, macro outages.

Oh dang ok. TIL

I saw gcc and assumed c or c++ but it didn’t look like cop

This isn’t even really C, it’s a bunch of assembly instructions jammed into C

Not that it’s not impressive… but still.

Fair point, I agree. Gets even more fun when I do mtls to MySQL, blech

Haha Jesus, if it’s not even satisfying to fix that’s a real shame :(

Oh yeah, you can be damn sure I’ll never make that mistake again.

One time I was trying to figure out why the MySQL command wasn’t connecting.

mysql -h127.0.0.1 -p6033

Eventually ended up having four different people help me in a huddle. After two hours we figured it out… it turns out the argument is -P for port.

I wasted several thousand dollars of company time with a casing issue 🥴

Downloading now even though I wasn’t before.

This guy is such a fuck.

Dumb.

lol what, a graph database for spreadsheet work?

Same