Bulletproof? Sounds dangerous. What do I do if it makes a weird noise?

Now explain PartialEq, and why it’s mandatory.

Every time I see “lichess”, it makes me think about “lich-ess”, i.e., a female undead wizard.

UTC is better than most, but leap seconds are still awful. Computers should use GPS or TAI everywhere. Dealing with time zones and leap seconds is for human readability and display purposes only.

CBOR for life, down with JSON.

US Army logistics catalogs are organized this way. “Cookies, oatmeal” instead of “Oatmeal cookies” because it’s a lot easier to find what you need an a giant alphabetical list.

This isn’t funny, this is just the sad state of software these days.

These services are so useless. I have about a million years of free “monitoring” from all the data breeches. Whoever decided a year of useless false-alarms was an adequate remedy for a class-action settlement should be launched into the sun.

Don’t worry, this just means your job is safe from being replaced by AI. No search results means no training data.

No bounds checking, only fast.

Krazam has previously documented the Facegoog microservices architecture in some detail.

STOP! You have violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

My head canon is that Tony Stark has a superpower: everything he builds works the first time.

If it’s really complicated, like an entirely new Iron Man suit, then it might malfunction once in an amusing way. Then he tightens a screw and it’s perfect. It never fails outright or bricks itself.

In my experience, this is not how hardware or software development goes. I want this power so much.

This post is horrifying, not funny.

Daily Mail = Automatic downvote