Well I wasn’t planning on downloading Deepseek, but now I feel like I gotta…

Faster to rewrite the whole thing

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

Amazon says the most popular item ordered for drone delivery in the 'States is AA batteries.

I was expecting condoms or plan B

Wipeout was cool, but I always preferred the N64 “knockoff” Extreme-G

I remember in high school when I started running my monitor in 1024x768 and felt like I was a legit professional programmer.

I’ve used Silhouette Studio for this exact thing.

The basic edition is free, and has all the snap to alignments you’re looking for. The pro version ($100) lets you save as an SVG, PNG, or PDF, so printing what you make shouldn’t be an issue. It’s a lot more powerful piece of software than I expected it to be.

…then you spend two weeks trying to optimize your code only to watch it break in more spectacular ways than you could imagine before reverting back to the original and hoping no one ever looks.

A bullet hole would be slightly less annoying than the one green dead pixel I have at work.

My fatigue lasted about a year, smells & tastes were weird for 6 months.

COVID is a bitch, I should probably get another booster…