The issue is that we are a small minority

Crazy? I was crazy once

So twitch collects analytics? What a surprise

Can you share that wallpaper? It’s awesome

You can disable the facial recognition, so that shouldn’t be an issue

I took it as the donkey being .NET

All you’d need to program that ESP32 is an USB to UART adapter, you can get those for pennies on the dollar. I’ve never used Ethernet on the ESP32 so I can’t attest to how easy it would be, however I do know that doing it over WiFi is super simple.

Strip the debug info, should be a lot smaller. Also check out TinyGo, it’s meant for embedded devices

Probably cheaper to just use an ESP8266 or the like

Yeah it’s way less powerful, it’s kind of halfway between an Arduino/ESP32 and a Raspberry Pi

The Ox64 is very neat, however it’s kind of a pain to get running

They have a meme relationship with dbrand

You can

Porn, porn never changes

Xiaomi is usually pretty good when it comes to unlocking bootloader. The process is a bit annoying, but at least it’s “official”.