I’d prefer an icon of a toilet.
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Usually they’re not dead when that happens. I personally have never had that happen in any of my codes but all my people are connected to continuous cardiac monitoring so I generally know what’s happening before I even see them.
And they’ll stay dead if all you do is CPR. CPR alone is closer to necrophilia than necromancy.
CPR doesn’t bring a decompensated body back to life. You gotta figure out the problem in order to do that and fix it. That’s what the algorithms we use in a code is for (as opposed to the algorithms you guys code). That’s the real esoteric necromancy. Epi, bicarb, epi.
https://hospitalhandbook.ucsf.edu/04-comprehensive-acls-algorithm/04-comprehensive-acls-algorithm
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows
6·1 year agoLet me rephrase: most farmers I know could build a two stroke from parts
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•muskrat's data eng expert's hard drive overheats while processing 60k rows
9·1 year agoFarmers can build a two stroke from parts.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Test environments are for wimps!
1·1 year agodeleted by creator
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Test environments are for wimps!
13·1 year agoHey, it’s perfectly possible to create a catastrophic test environment. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apollo_1
Humans do this yes. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Telephone_game
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Open Source@lemmy.ml•This AI Startup "Copied" an Open-Source Project and Got Half a Million Dollar Funding by Y Combinator
21·2 years agoOverall billionaires wasting their money to pay for idiots that then waste it in consumption would be a tax positive, I believe. We should encourage that behavior instead of them buying assets and then extracting rents like the parasites they are. I don’t care if they get to write off the money they lose from their income.
Negative. I am a meat popsicle.
There are plenty of non Norman consensual French words and the Danes had as much a right to be there as the Angles and the Saxons did in kicking the celts out. Let’s not even talk about if the anglo-Saxons had more legitimate claim than the norse-gaels.
When it’s for you, brother, it’s a very short downtime though.
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Selfhosted@lemmy.world•What self hosting feels like (It's painful, please help 🥲)English
17·2 years agoAI couldn’t even bullshit as good as this and that’s all it’s for.
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Programmer Humor@programming.dev•When your shower uses GitHub more than you
31·2 years agoAt this point it doesn’t. Mbin is where actual development is happening. Even kbin.run is mbin.
I think plane people call it a fusilage, because they’re weird and like French.


I’m glad this project has been forked. I really want to see the direction other developers go with it