“It’s easy to be a saint in paradise.”

It’s like the forcefields in the brig on Star Trek. Extremely stupid to not also have bars as a backup in case they fail.

Well, you can take yourself out of the equation because you’re not tied down and can just move after flipping the switch.

chooses bottom track

“C’mon…c’mon!”

trolley heads towards committe members

“Dammit!”

runs over and jumps on the nuclear bomb pressure pad

You know, I always wondered what the original image looked like, and even trusty Know Your Meme doesn’t show it. It looked like this:

Knowing our history, it’s still funny to me that I-talians are considered plain ol’ white now.