You can get a soil moisture meter for $12.99 on Amazon.

The trick with humour is it has to not be as dry as my mother’s cunt.

At least give us a “/s” so there’s no doubt bro.

How exciting, I’m getting a kick up the arse to change platforms! Seems to be the theme of 2025!

Over $1B gets a golden pineapple. Roll a dice to select hole.

Turn it into a reality show where people can vote and we have ourselves a winner!

Why stop at CEOs? The real power within corporations is the boards and investment groups - they decide who to hire into the executive, what their goals are and what their incentives to meet those goals will be.

Executives are the upper middle class, trying to get their retirement sorted. Around the same class as our politicians. Definitely culpable, but not the root cause.

Boards are stocked with the real nepo babies / Sith Lords. Well connected rich idiots who have nothing to offer the world other than than misdirected entitled rage and misanthropy.

You guys have money??

I’ve been working my arse off my entire adult life and have nothing to show for it but debt and long term illness.