I want cum soup!

I used to have a QA job. Can confirm, this is the soup in my head. That’s why I was good at testing. Also, that’s not your sister. That’s your trans brother, who we also love. See?

It’s a huge sham. It’s going to pop. All the money after the initial reveal has been wasted.

Hey, don’t get radicalized over here. /s

Oh noez, poor spez. He can eat my ass to feel better.

In a blogpost called, “AI crawlers need to be more respectful”, they claim that blocking all AI crawlers immediately decreased their traffic by 75%, going from 800GB/day to 200GB/day. This made the project save up around $1500 a month.

“AI” companies are a plague on humanity. From now on, I’m mentally designating them as terrorists.

Made by a rockstar dev who also created bat.

We have to protest Tesla even harder.

Well, I guess it’s a good thing that the buildout of shitcar chargers got delayed and didn’t happen.

To the floor!

I like SublimeText for everything unless a quick edit at the CLI with Vim.

Imagine needing to understand a thing to build something. /s

Then change it on any day of the week other than Monday morning or Friday evening.

Friday upgrade: A handful of people call with problems on Monday morning.

Monday upgrade: Everyone is angry that they can’t meet deadlines (the install started when they turned on their computers).

I should have mentioned that I’m thinking of two industries with hard deadlines.

Hello fellow basher.

This made me chortle. I remember when I first joined a dev team asking someone how many of something their section should be able to store:

I don’t know, I’d have to look at the code.

It was an eye opening moment. Very few people can keep everything in their head. I’ve met a couple. They were rockstars who were truly exceptional.

I recognize this. I watched a video of this shitbag pretending to be mentally unwell for the cameras after he shot some people.

- refuses to purchase tools that would make job easier

- plans huge upgrade of client devices first thing Monday morning rather than Friday evening

- licenses one of the least effective security tools to save money

- forces an over-reliance on Google apps despite Drive having shit search capabilities

- makes you get A+ certified even though you’ve been in the industry for many years before allowing pursuit of higher certs

- says “happy Monday” every week as if that isn’t soul-draining

- thinks we have a great culture because we declare “beer o’clock” on a Friday every few months and end early

- talks loudly in an open office when he take phone calls

- plays shitty music when he gets control of the stereo hooked to an old computer

- mandates back to office as the pan is winding down and then let’s all of management not come to the office on the first day back

- can’t understand why this angered workers

Those are rookie numbers. Let’s go further.

I love projects like this. It’s way harder to do in Bash, but that’s what makes it interesting. The unnecessary effort to do it right shows real skill.