My dad had the rare chance to name his position whatever he wanted, but the higher ups still rejected his choice of Grand Poobah.

Why do you think 5% unemployment is considered “full” employment?

I’ve sometimes seen it written as 3%, but generally that’s included to provide a more accurate estimate of overall employment. It represents the people who are currently between jobs and are actively searching for a new one. I probably would have been included in that stat when I left an abusive employer and searched until I found my current one.

It isn’t some kind of capitalist conspiracy.