At least there are more removals than additions.

I did a co-op position at the federal government during my undergrad where I automated my main task. I told my boss and he said that the efficiency was too high; they couldn’t maintain the script when I left. He asked me to only report results in the usual timeframe (4 hours instead of 45 minutes) and to maybe download some Netflix.

A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.

Two of my coworkers got carried away and kept bringing in more and more ducks, creating “The Great Rubber Duck War”

In my city, we have strict parking designated zones and you have to take a photo. If it’s left on the sidewalk or road, it won’t let you end the trip, implies it will fine you, plus they’ll send someone to move it.