Anyway, read my new book called “Chariots of the Mods”, where i show how internet moderators actually pre-formed civilization before current recorded time

starting to feel like Lemmy was the bad guys all along as well. Not the actual people who make and manage the Lemmy code, just the inherent type of people that flock to moderation, are shit.

If you see there’s an issue with moderation, being able to confirm that by consulting a modlog, changes nothing. You already know the problem is there, so whats the additional “evidence” going to do? are you going to bring it to the same mod(s)? Start a riot in a different community about it to raise awareness? Ineffectual solutions at best.

Good Lemmy content heheh jk sorry

Helium, although the audience here feels more likely to know this than “random human X”.

I’ll ask AI to parody “rocket Man” by Elton John, to help teach you, in case you don’t know about this.

**Helium Man**

She packed my balloons and my party hat
I'm not the kind of guy who likes to celebrate
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

Helium is not the kind of gas you can make
It's a rare element that comes from deep within the Earth
And it's used for many things, like rockets and MRI
But we're running out of it, and that's a big problem

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

The US has the largest supply of helium
But they're selling it off to the private market
And Russia had a big facility, but it caught on fire
And now the world is facing a helium shortage

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

And I think it's gonna be a long, long time
Till we find a new source of helium
I'm not the man they think I am at home
Oh no, no, no, I'm a helium man
Helium man, burning out his gas up here alone

Slack UI just KEEPS getting worse. FML.

ohhh ok. thanks. i’m dumb. I was thinking i hadn’t really seen any issues with Lemmy.ml but that makes better sense…

You know… I thought we’d defederated from lemmy.ml? Odd that im still seeing posts. 🤷‍♂️

Pulls notepad out slyly under desk

Yes… cybersecurity experts tell me what haunts you most at night

Is Kaspersky really a source that you’re going to trust though? Isn’t that fucking Russian malware at this point itself??