Oh god I have so many screenshots of peoples LinkedIn posts that are so detached from reality. Unfortunately most of them are in German.

You’re right, I forgot that after the 28days there’s another weekend. But as someone who did a lot of union work in Germany I can assure you that a lot of companies do not give more than the mandatory 20d for a 5d-week.

Technically four weeks aren’t 30 days.

Someone else in the comments found it.

Did you just call my sincere effort to get an international movement for the recognition of the guillotine emoji going shitpost “limp-dick slacktivism”?

I’ll have you know I am so anti work I am currently not even employed.

Hey, I sincerely wanted to post this with just a guillotine emoji in the title, didn’t have one, went on a Google hike, found the petition and then mixed until smooth and had this beautiful post.

The screenshot itself is just something I found in my meme/shitpost folder on my phone. I try to post something on Lemmy everyday to keep those user numbers up.

And now I’m gonna pin a medal I just cut out of a cereal box to my own chest because you’re welcome.

Even here in the EU not everyone gets a month off.

Of those who do, not all can take a month as a continuous vacation.

Of those who do, not all can afford to go to Paris.

Of those who do, not all can afford to stay in Paris for a month.

It’s about the nonchalance these CEOs spew their shit with.

I just wanna conspire with comrades using pretty little pictures.