Kaelygon@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · edit-21 year agoHow many watch lists am I on now?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up1700arrow-down117file-text
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minus-squareNegativeLookBehind@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up66arrow-down2·1 year agoI used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up71·1 year ago“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”
minus-squareCarighan Maconar@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up9·1 year agoNot to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
minus-squareHadriscus@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agooh… I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?
minus-squareLiz@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoThe funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up20·edit-21 year agoCriminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes… a fair few simply because of bragging.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·1 year agoThe ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.
minus-square30p87@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·1 year agoThe Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?
I used to know a guy whose cat had that name. He got a vet bill in the mail, literally addressed to said cat. The FIB showed up a few days later asking some pretty interesting questions.
“we heard you somehow managed to castrate ISIS? On the behalf of the US government, i’d like to thank you for your service”
The feline investigation bureau?
Not to be confused with the Feline Bureau of Investigation.
oh… I thought we were the Bureau of Feline Investigation ?
The funny part is that at first glance the FBI looks dumb, but the problem is that some criminals are idiots.
Criminals get way too much credit in media - most of them get caught because of really dumb mistakes… a fair few simply because of bragging.
The ones who don’t make dumb mistakes don’t get caught.
The Federal Investigation Bureau from GTA is real now?
That agents name? George Washington.