𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · il y a 2 ansAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.worldimagemessage-square44linkfedilinkarrow-up1575arrow-down112
arrow-up1563arrow-down1imageAhh... hearing programmer audiobooks before sleep feels relaxinglemmy.world𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · il y a 2 ansmessage-square44linkfedilink
minus-squareVeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·il y a 2 ansStart a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·il y a 2 ansSchisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
minus-squareSasha [They/Them]@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·il y a 2 ansNow I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
minus-squarebrbposting@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·il y a 2 ansHello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
minus-squareglockenspiel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·il y a 2 ansWhen did code reviews become this weird?
Start a religion where the clergy maintain both written and oral versions of your code as a sacred text.
Schisms are just feature branches, it all makes sense!
Now I’m wondering, surely someone has already made a language that’s designed to read like scripture?
Hello world, hallelujah, hallelujah
When did code reviews become this weird?