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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago

Sorry, not sorry.

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Sorry, not sorry.

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🃏Joker@sh.itjust.works to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Aren’t Java and JavaScript the same anyway?

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      Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet.

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        One takes you places, the other is a nasty dirt magnet. Which one is which is entirely subjective.

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            Touche.

            A flying nasty dirt magnet that takes you places.

            So basically JavaScript with TypeScript.

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            Oh that carpet is going to be definitively dirtier afterwards lol.

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              I’m sure he’ll clean the rug.

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          that’s clever!

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        I once told my boss that when I advertised as being a java dev when he was wondering why I was having a hard time with JS. He still didn’t get it and thought one was a subset of the other. I had to explain to him that you don’t drive your carpet to work, they are infact different and only share some letters in common.

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      Yeah. And Vim and VSCode are one product, as well, if configured correctly.

      And why is the Ubuntu logo even on here?!

      I joke!

      I’m joking. I’m a fully indoctrinated member of the cult of Debian. I’m actually one of the eleven people who care that there are differences between Debian an Ubuntu. And I have a shirt that expresses how much I hate Snaps.

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        But I bet you don’t have a shirt that condemns systemd, you casual!

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          Lol. That’s true. I couldn’t find one in my size.

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          Systems just works. I like it

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      No. JavaScript doesn’t have types. Java and TypeScript are the same though.

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        Kotlin is much closer to Typescript than Java.

        But typescript is not real OO, it’s a meta language trying to make javascript useable, so basically typescript isn’t like anything.

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      I’d say C# and Java are the same 🥶🥶🙏🙏

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      I didn’t get the joke until I read this and took another look.

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