cm0002@lemmy.cafe to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 6 days agoBingo of crappy IT processeslemmy.mlimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1611arrow-down16cross-posted to: programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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minus-squareColonel Panic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·6 days ago12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·5 days agoturnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer. A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder. An instrument with a hinged claw, – used for extracting teeth with a twist. Sounds about right.
12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.
turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun
The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.
A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.
An instrument with a hinged claw, – used for extracting teeth with a twist.
Sounds about right.