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minus-squarelugal@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up69·1 day agoYou forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the week sprint”
minus-squareMadrigal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·1 day agoThe one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”
minus-squarered_tomato@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·1 day ago”Our plan is to continuously make up new shit along the way and hope we eventually get something we can deliver”
You forgot “We use JIRA so we are agile now. I assigned all tickets so get to work and be done at the end of the
weeksprint”The one I like is “we have no fucking idea what we’re trying to build other than a vague problem statement, so start testing already. This is Agile.”
”Our plan is to continuously make up new shit along the way and hope we eventually get something we can deliver”