From Fox News? Couldn’t be.

It’s 10pm, do you know where your Secrets are?

Ah, a shame it’s just wall papers, but pride-d looks nice.

Thanks!

Yea some screenshots would be nice :/

Doesn’t really apply here - Microsoft is just using its clout to make things work more like they’re expected to:

But some of that confusion persists. A weakness built into the USB-C from the very beginning was that the specification for the physical connector was always separate from the specifications for the USB protocol itself…

Microsoft is using its Windows Hardware Compatibility Program (WHCP) for PC companies to mandate support for charging, display output, and at least 5Gbps USB speeds on all USB-C ports built into all PCs…

So many ways to make fun of this.

How do they plan to verify the information? Bananas for scale?

What about other preferences, like dick or breast size?

Orbs I really dont want to ponder.

Fake News does nothing but further dilute the trust in real news - the poison that numbs you to the knife in your back.

Now do for loops!

Did you want to converse about conversing?

Conversely, code that works is also text

MalcovICH, maaaalcovich 😘

Damn, so we’re back to 1999 already?

Clearly The Atlantic understands.

Perhaps he can talk to the board about it… :/

An employee also just bypassed email filters to protest Microsofts support of war crimes.

Tbf, we have experienced none of that - that sounds like your IT might have some things misconfigured…

Biggest pain in the ass is having to resign in to Outlook, Teams, and Office when the password reset timer is hit :/

Its not like Microsoft advertises this - they explicitly obfuscate and make things opt out

trying to disentangle their systems from the cloud, and delete stuff from the cloud (they were hitting the free quotas, which was causing problems) without also deleting that content locally.

…and that’s Microsoft’s entire game. Get old people to pay more for higher tiers of storage because your mom doesn’t understand why she has no storage left for the family picnic photos.

You could argue that concentrating wealth is racist - and this just buffs how much more that harm will be

Yea but it makes me feel uncomfortable /s

That is certainly a description…

On a routine debris collection run, Yuri Mihairokov finds a compass, the only keepsake of his deceased wife, and is rescued by Hachirota “Hachimaki” Hoshino. Pilot Fee Carmichael stops the terrorist plan by ramming the Toy Box into the satellite and knocking it off course, sacrificing the Toy Box in the process.

What terrorist plot? What does that have to do with the compass?