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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago

How big is your desk?

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ZeroCool@vger.social to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 year ago
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    HTML CSS XML JSON SQL CRAYONS

    Okay, it’s starting to add up.

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      Not a single real language 😈

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        JSON and XML can be “real” languages. Mostly because of people who didn’t stop to ask if they should.

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        It really depends on whether that SQL is the standard one (such as SQL92) or with the database specific extensions (such as PL/SQL).

        The latter often adds up to a “real” programming language (were you can define your own functions and everything), depending on the database.

        But yeah, the rest not so much.

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          Features to enhance vendor lock in.

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            Indeed.

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