• Taleya@aussie.zone
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    3 days ago

    I have spent the past 20 years cultivating a variety of tones in which to utter my standard reply to such nonsense:

    “Cool. You do it then.”

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      3 days ago

      That’s a great way to handle it.

      I like to pass them the ticket and schedule the next open hour on their calendar for them to teach me how to do it, if they’re a developer. Sometimes they do, because I was genuinely missing something easy. Usually they get to awkwardly discuss why they don’t have it done yet, either.

      When the person isn’t even a developer, I’ll explain the usual process between developers, and give them a chance to beg their way out of it.

      If they don’t beg off, I schedule them anyway and see if they can actually at least “rubber duck” me through the problem. (Sometimes it even works.)

      I’ve had a couple peers discover (or rekindle) their love for development this way. Most just make up a reason not to make the meeting, though.